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When my twitter account gets hacked….

When my twitter account gets hacked….

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Don't Try: My Father's Horniness

daxtumbler:

My father, Dave Robert Shepard Sr., died on either December 30th or December 31st, depending on what time zone you were in. I received the call on the 30th at 11:30PM in Los Angeles, but the caller, positioned in Detroit, was two hours deep into the 31st. He was dead at 62 years old. Small cell…

Suri, you are a gas.
surisburnbook:

Looks like Penelope Disick just realized she’s a Kardashian. Sorry, kid.

Suri, you are a gas.

surisburnbook:

Looks like Penelope Disick just realized she’s a Kardashian. Sorry, kid.

lashanana:

This one’s for YOU @odiefox, courtesy of the always-hilarious @comediva! Let’s take a trip back to the 1990s for a brief moment… #classic
If you’re feeling frisky and want to see the ACTUAL video clip, knock yourself out!

lashanana:

This one’s for YOU @odiefox, courtesy of the always-hilarious @comediva! Let’s take a trip back to the 1990s for a brief moment… #classic

If you’re feeling frisky and want to see the ACTUAL video clip, knock yourself out!

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Just posted a GIF (Taken with GifBoom)

Just posted a GIF (Taken with GifBoom)

lashanana:

The NEW “Twilight” Face-OFF! Read all about Kristen Stewart’s philandering…

lashanana:

The NEW “Twilight” Face-OFF! Read all about Kristen Stewart’s philandering…

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